What if Facebook, Myspace,and Twitter had been around throught history?

I just recently joined Facebook. I figured it was time for me to get with the program. Time to enter the 21st century.I was a bit confused about how to do this. I thought I was saying something private, and I was saying it to the world.I ended up with many friends quickly, only to realize I didn't know most of them. That is ok. Here is to new friends!

One of the things I found strange was that people would announce their most mundane day to day details. I later learned that that was part of it. people just say what is on their minds. I got it! That's cool.I then started thinking how unique this is to our generation. What would the world have been like throu the centurys with social networking?? As I pondered this, I began to picture an all time facebook page.... Maybe it would look something like this.......

Abe Lincoln is going to a play with the wife tonight... watching these things kill me..

Adolf Hitler just took the tolerence of others test

Marvin pokes James Brown.. "What's goin on?

James Brown pokes back "I Feel Good"

Boris Yeltsin goes to write on east Germany's wall, but it's gone

Mrs. Marcos is going to payless shoes

Gallup just took an online poll,,, 29 times!!

Attilla the Hun is feeling peaceful

Mrs. Astor says..only 2 more days til the cruise yahoooooo!

Edgar Cayce is back

BetsyRoss is feeling better after her stitches

Caesar says... meeting with some friend tomorrow, the 15th of march

Helen Keller says " "

George W is enjoying Sesame Street

Albert Einstein is happy...relativley

Michael Jackson has sent a friend request to the Mormon boy's choir

, Jackie, How was Dallas?

Bugsey Siegel is getting ready to "Do" Vegas

Joan of Arc has her glove collection on Craig's list

Jimmy Carter has suggested Begin as a friend to Sadat

Idi Amin still has no friends

Charles Manson has no friends, but lots of family

Zigfried and Roy are going to the maul

King Tut is in a pyramid scheme

Christopher Columbus added Ferdanan Magellen as a friend.. and asked to borrow is gps system

Walt Disney says he is working.. running a Mickey Mouse company.

John D Rockefeller says/... This is where the elite meet to tweet

George Washington says He is the best president ever!

Wilt Chamberlain is feeling very very tired

Ansel Adams has just posted his 12,000th photo

Mussiliini wants to join Faceist book

Richard Nixon is feeling Paranoid

Ok, facebookers, Hubbers etal... help me with more of these/ together we can change history..Maybe it is best we saved social networking for the 21st century!! Mike the salesman